Party Notes

• Firefly is dangerous. And by "dangerous" I mean amazing.
  
• No party should ever be without jello shots
  
• If you spill on our carpet, you will be forced to drink from a sippy cup
• Keg stands are always a good idea
• Why didnt we play more flip cup in college?
• (FYI: My team always wins at flip cup.)
  
• I am nowhere near as good at beer pong when sober as I am when I'm drunk
  
• Late night dance parties are my favorite
• Random drunk boys who want to fight are total mood killers
• Cartwheels across my living room. At 3am. In skirts.